Saturday, October 3, 2009

UNA Names Fugly Cow Homecoming Queen


UNA has annoucened that Leigh Beth Downs is this years Homecoming Queen.

Ok, I'll be the jerk that says it. Why is a fat ugly girl homecoming queen? What exactly did she do to get this position? It certainly wasn't her looks.

Her date, Homecoming King Samuel Thigpen. I've never known a Thigpen who was worth a damn. Well what can you expect? He's your typical frat boy douchebag. He's a member of Fiji where they like to paint their pledges purple and make them hulu dance with nothing on under their grass skirts. He's also from Red Bay, where they are no stranger to stump training cows. Ask someone from Red Bay what that means if you don't know.

That must be why this heifer was elected. Farmboy knows his way around cows.

Back in the day they had beautiful women representing UNA. Pam Battles and Jackie Rainwater, many, many others.  Apparently they elected this one based on her personality. She would have to be Mother Theresa to make up for that butterface.

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